Jonesy 3.0

If there's a Jonesy 3.0 version, I want it. My Aussie has joked about it, but as of today I think we better research my upgrade. To follow up on my last post, I had recently walked into a pole. Well later that afternoon, I ran into a human. And this morning, I guess I forgot there were two more steps left in the flight of stairs leaving my apartment. So I turned my ankle, slammed my knee, hip and head into the ground and bordering brick wall.

I thought I was fine but after about an hour sitting at my desk at work, my ankle started throbbing and then swelling. So now I'm at home surrounded by Arnica cream, bags of ice, Panadol Plus (like IB Profren but with codeine -yay!), my iPhone, gossip magazine, water, 10 pillows and a soy cappuccino. Luckily it was quiet at work and I'm not likely to miss anything.

But seriously, is this what happens when you near 30? All motor skills and coordination start to deteriorate? No thanks, let's upload the Jonesy 3.0 program and be done with it.